#bro is 1 cm tall

[juniper-clan]

SHININGPAW LOOKS SO SMALL COMPARED TO THAT DOG I'M LITERALLY CRYING

[linagram]

anddd the unofficial linagram 2 popularity poll is over 🎉🎉🎉

very interesting choices... i feel like i can see what kind of characters linagrammers like..

okay let's do this.

out of the future linagram sequel prisoners, which one would you like to know more about the most? (all prisoners are shown in their actual order) (also their outfits will change in the future, but the overall appearance should stay the same)

[angelwishess]

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 Kyra Lovelace

(REMAKE) || Pinterest Boards — Playlist(s) .

The magicless prefect of Ramshackle; an enchantingly beautiful young lady who always carries herself with a sense of gracefulness and elegance fit for a princess. But behind that fair facade, lies an endless curiosity, a desire for danger and a knack for causing trouble.

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — BASIC INFO !

Nicknames:

Prefect / Prefect of Ramshackle

Henchman (Grim)

Trickster, Princesse de la Lumière (Rook)

Little Shrimpy / Sea Angel <- After events of Book 3 (Floyd)

Kid (Leona)

Child of Man (Malleus)

Lacy, Ra-ra (Cater, Jester)

Nicknames for others:

Floydie (Floyd)

Acey (Ace)

Deucey (Deuce)

Jestie (Jester)

Jadie (Jade)

Zul / Zulie / Octoboy (Azul)

Big Bro (Leona and Jamil)

Caycay (Cater)

She has a habit for calling people endearing petnames like “sweetheart” when she doesn’t know them very well … (not many of the nrc students like this WHAHAHA)

Grade/Class: Freshman, Class A

Birthday: May 5

Age: 17

Height: 172.72 cm (5’8 ft) ( 177.80 /5’10 with her heels! )

Dominant Hand: Right

Homeland: ???

Club: Spelldrive Club

Best Subject: Animal Languages

Hobbies: Designing and making clothes

Pet Peeves: Living routinely.

Favourite Food: Burgers and Steak Fries !!

Least Favorite Food: Steamed fish and liver

Talent: Making clothes out of just about anything!

Likes : Fashion, Cute things, Mythology, Folklore, Fairytales, Flower language, “Adventure”, Anything she thinks is “fun”, collecting weird random bits n’ bobs, learning new things, Ribbons n’ frills, Pranks n’ mischief, Amusement parks, adrenaline rushes, Freedom, Cute sweets and cafe hopping!

Dislikes : “Boring things”, Normalcy/Living life routinely, monotony, pessimism, indecisiveness, lack of freedom, strong smells, studying, silence, being told what to do, being told she ‘cant’ do something, her moodswings, humid weather, being looked down on / underestimated, people trying to “save her”.

Gender & Sexuality: cis girl, demisexual + demiromantic

Voice Claim(s):

Note, these are subject to change !

JP: Haruka Shiraishi (as Leticia from I Want To Escape Princess Lessons)

ENG: Jessica Brown Findlay (as Leonore from Castlevania) (just pretend its a liittle higher pitched hehe)

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — APPEARANCE !

A tall girl with fair skin and rosey cheeks. She has long, wavy white hair that fades into a soft pink. Her eyes are also pink, but she has notable long, thick lashes. She has heart-shaped pupils, and she always has a gentle smile on her face. (Smiling resting face)

It is notable that she is very very beautiful. Her beauty can be considered uncanny, ethereal. And she has a very elegant, other worldly aura.

No, literally… She has an aura. 😭 a sparkly, sparkly aura …

It honestly started as a joke but its canon now?? I seriously dont know— best example I can give is something similar to Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K but her aura is pink and sparkly … And she doesnt have it all the time only when she smiles shoujo style yk HAHAHAHA

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — BODY LANGUAGE / SPEAKING HABITS !

She carries herself in a way that is very graceful, fit for a princess. She walks elegantly , with perfect posture and often seems as if she is floating despite her feet being on the ground. She simply feels… Unreal. Well, that is until she trips and falls on her face. Despite her elegant and well-mannered appearance for a first impression— she is incredibly clumsy.

She has a lot of body movement when she speaks. Think of Giselle from Enchanted, thats exactly how she moves often times as she speaks.

She moves in a way that is elegant and regal.

Even when she gets more comfortable being herself, she still has some old habits from her past, an example being bowing/giving a curtsy whenever she introduces herself.

She has a very soft, soothing voice. Perfect for storytimes and lullabies. Its very stereotypically ‘feminine’, and most times she never raises her voice. From anger, that is. She can be rather loud after coming out of her shell in Book 1.

Her voice, similar to how she moves, feels whimsical and airy in a strange way. She truly does seem like someone thats been taken straight out of a fairytale! …Well, atleast until she comes out of her shell, and you get to know the real her.

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — PERSONALITY !

Most notable traits || adrenaline junkie, carefree, unpredictable, impulsive, reckless, competetive, curious, accident prone, loyal, chaotic, enigmatic, cool-headed/unbothered, affectionate, teasing, mischevious, eccentric (I reccommend you check out my 🎀! twst shennanigans tag to see more memes of her and her personality lmao)

Kyra, at first, seems very elegant. The picture perfect image of what you think of when you think of the word “princess”. Shes soft-spoken, quiet, and mild-mannered. Usually not speaking unless spoken to, and always has a far-off, dreamy look on her face. She seems mysterious, and other worldly, like they pulled her out of a fairytale. Her presence attracts people and animals alike, they cant help but be drawn to her somehow.

Although she comes off as very mature and graceful at first— the true Kyra is a whirlwind of impulsivity and chaos. Shes unpredictable, and thinks in a way others way deem... strange. Shes bounce-off-the-walls energetic and eccentric, and unfortunately, a little naive too. Shes a dreamer at heart, after all!

She says and does things without thinking, often coming off as painfully honest and blunt. She says whatever she wants to and is extremely outspoken, not caring one bit about what she says. She also doesn’t understand social cues very well, either.

Ridiculously unserious, you can expect her to laugh at the worst times possible. Often times, she isn’t too good at reading the room, and can come off as insensitive when in serious situations. She herself, doesn’t see the issue with it, as in her eyes shes just “having fun”. Unfortunately, this can affect her realtionships with others, too, as she likes to have fun in her own way, and often times she does it by poking fun and teasing people, even if they’re in a bad mood.

She does what she wants, when she wants, and won’t listen to anyone who tries to tell her otherwise.

She adores the feeling of adrenaline in her veins and would do anything to chase that high. Because of this, she always has trouble and chaos burning hot on her heels. You can bet theres never a dull moment with Kyra around - from trying to juggle fish to exploding the alchemy lab to see "how many cool colors she can make", theres always something unexpected happening around her!

She has an insatiable, childish curiosity, and is always enamored by new things! She loves learning and experiencing new things, and always goes out of her way to try and learn every day. She seems to be quite oblivious to the real world, though. Seeing as she finds something new every day, be it as simple as a burger, a video game or a vending machine— it seems that even everyday things of society are all interesting and new to her.

Shes very honest, and sometimes even blunt. She enjoys a good challenge, no matter how ridiculous or extreme and hates being looked down on or underestimated. Because of this shes incredibly competetive when it comes down to it. Usually, shes very calm and cool-headed, but she cannot stand it when someone says she cant do something. Always filled with the burning desire to stand up for herself and prove them wrong, she’ll show everyone she isn’t some sort of delicate and frail maiden that needs someone to save her. (…Except for cooking, she cannot cook. At all.)

A huge klutz and so accident prone its ridiculous, Kyra always finds herself in the middle of some sort of accident or situation. Whether on purpose or not, if theres some sort of incident shes most likely involved somehow... Safe to say that the infirmary is her second home.

Despite her seemingly thoughtless behavior; Kyra is actually very compassionate. She's always the first person to come rushing in when someone is in need, and is a little too trusting of people, to the point of naivety. Shes extremely loving and caring, and even if she teases her friends, she adores all of them dearly and views them as family!

Kyra is a very positive person! She prefers to see the bright side of things, and is so cool-headed its honestly scary. She seems to never get upset, and faces everything with a bright smile! She holds no grudges towards anyone, and is so full of love sometimes its sickening. She chooses to always look forward, and move on from disasters with an even bigger smile than before.

Shes the kind of person that leaves a lasting impression. If you’ve met her, you’ll never forget her! No matter how rambunctious and chaotic she is, she spreads her love and her light to everyone she meets, and before you know it, she’ll find some way to worm her way into your heart! As a friend, and as a companion. A soul as lovely and as beautiful as her’s is sure to leave an impression you’ll never forget.

The best way to describe her is a walking contradiction. Chaotic yet serene at the same time, angelic yet impish in nature, selfish yet selfless. So easy to understand yet impossible to know. Otherworldly and proud yet so grounded and humble. She holds herself in a way that is regal, elegant. Yet she is so very inviting. So mature yet so childish, so disconnected with emotions but she feels them so deeply. Its curious, how it's possible for someone that burns so brightly to be so cool and collected.

Perhaps that is simply the role of a princess. And shes trying to figure out which parts of her have been thrust upon her by the expectations of others, and which ones are truly her.

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — BACKGROUND / LORE (TW: for dehumanization.)

The life of a princess; from her birth is well defined. She must humbly serve her country and her people and wordlessly play the role she has been assigned.

She has no other purpose, after all. This is what she is meant for- the only thing shes good for. To not speak, nor think for herself. To act only for the sake of others.

Because that is what a princess does. She does not have any other identity outside of this. Nor does she need any identity outside of this. This is the only thing shes good for, what gives her worth. Purpose. She is nothing if not her title and her beauty, a tool for the kingdom to use for its advantage. She is someone— no, something to be used.

Perfection is her obligation. To be a flawless paragon, the ideal figurehead. To be something… Inhuman. And to be viewed as such. She is nothing more than her beauty, never valued beyond that.

But, Kyra is a dreamer. She wants, and she wants. No matter how many times she tries to stop it. She cant help that yearning for freedom she so desperately desires. Yearning, to be more than what shes told she is. Yearning to have more than what they have planned for her.

From her birth, she was forbidden from ever stepping foot outside the palace walls, her father much harsher on her than her other siblings, alienated from everyone in her life. She escaped through fairytales, and filled her head with dreams of the fantastical. Of course, this only made her want more. It fueled her wonder and curiosity of the outside world, and dreamed that one day she would be able to leave and explore the world for herself.

Of course, as years passed she had she had long played the role as “perfect princess”, obeyed every command and compliantly did everything the people asked of her. She threw away her own desires for the sake of her country- because that is her only purpose. And that is the only way she could ever hope to be loved. Otherwise… She’d be completely unlovable, if she didn’t comply. Her entire purpose is simply to sit still, to never speak and to simply and look beautiful. Acting almost like a doll.

Always admired, but never truly loved.

Always desired, but never known.

Always seen, but never heard.

And yet, you can only push someone so far.

After getting news from her father that she was promised to a prince, she stormed back to her room to weep. All of her dreams now crushed, and her hope gone.

She ripped out the pages of an old scrapbook shes had since she was a little girl. All of her dreams of adventure written and illustrated in lead and colorful pencils— now ripped to shreds. Nothing but little pieces of paper, of thrown out dreams. Dreams of leaving this palace and going to the beach, or an amusement park. Dreams of travelling the world and to see what it has to offer...

Dreams to make friends, and have grand adventures with them.

All hope was lost... Atleast thats what she thought, until she looked up to the sky and saw a shooting star. Out of desperation, she made a wish. The first time in years, as childish as it was she had no other choice.

And when she woke up, she was in a world she always dreamed of going to. And she couldn't be any happier. Maybe… Just this once, even just for a little while… She can be selfish too.

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS !

Kyra ♡ Floyd — Bestfriends! Or more. || Theres no one on land or in the sea that could ever be more in sync than these two. Always on the same page and wreacking havoc wherever they go, they’re an inseperable duo attatched to the hip! They say they’re best friends and partners in crime, but everyone can see the dopey, lovestruck expression on their faces when they look at eachother. They’ll keep denying it, but no one knows why. (Wanna know more? Floyra’s intro post will be linked here!)

Kyra & Leona — “Big bro!” || Kyra seemed to take a liking to the beastman after the events of Book 2, often following him around like a lost puppy. She sees him as an older brother figure— sevens know why, but as time passes Leona found himself seeing her as his little sister, too. Perhaps, Kyra yearned for someone to call her older sibling. After all she never got to spend any time with hers.

Kyra & Malleus — Closest friend. || Both royalty thats underdeveloped socially, with a curiosity for the seemingly mundane things of the everyday life of humans— Kyra and Malleus are quite the duo, Kyra thought he looked so cool when they first met, and immediately invited him into Ramshackle! At the end of the night, she invited him to visit again the next day. When asked why, she said they were friends. And ever since, they’ve found comfort in eachother’s presence, and being eachother’s close friend.

Kyra & Crewel — “Dad!” || Kyra lacked a proper father figure in her life before arriving to TWST, her biological father being very distant. Crewel made her feel like she actually had a father figure, and now shes always quick to help him whenever she can. (… Unfortunately, he doesn’t seem to approve of her choice with Floyd.)

Kyra & Adeuce — Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest. || Ah. The original trio. Kyra looks out for them— but most of the time just lets them be because she thinks its funny watching them flail around whenever they’re in trouble. Basically, they all act like siblings. Always teasing and poking fun at eachother, but also always the first to rush to eachothers side whenever real trouble arises.

Kyra & Azul — World’s Worst Customer. || Ever since Kyra ate his last contract during Book 3, it was basically downhill from there. Well, for Azul. Not Kyra, shes having the time of her life pestering and annoying Azul. He’s tried to ban her from the Mostro Lounge countless of times but it never works. Not when the employees are unsure whether to actually kick her out, since its either they anger Azul or Floyd if they do or dont kick Kyra out. Either way, Kyra will find a way back into the Lounge out of pure spite. She just thinks its funny to annoy Azul, and Azul is lowkey kind of scared of her…

Kyra & Jamil — Parallels. || Kyra wanted to be mad at him. To be dissappointed in him, to tell him off after the events of Book 4. But, she couldn’t. She didn’t feel angry at all, her anger from earlier while seeing Kalim cry was faded, sizzled into nothing but a gaping hole of guilt— because how could she hate someone she understands so very deeply? She understands. He doesn’t think so. How could he know she understands when all he sees is her running as free as the wind? But, he doesn’t know, that his freedom is eventual, and promised. And hers is temporary.

…On a happier note, Kyra and Jamil end up having a silly brother-and-sister-like relationship! Looks like Jamil has another person to babysit, and shes even WORSE than Kalim 😭

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — OC RELATIONSHIPS !

Kyra & Poppy (@/justm3di0cr3) — “Lil’ sis!” || Both gleeful rays of sunshine that attract people, these two are inseperable! Kyra loves to spoil her little sister rotten with gorgeous dresses she designed, and they often have tea parties together to catch up! They love eachother dearly, and see eachother as family!

Kyra & Paige (@/4necdote) — “Mom!” || Kyra never had a mother, atleast not before Paige. And for that, she loves her so very dearly. Sorry Crewel, but shes a total Mama’s Girl!

Kyra & Elena — “Lil’ sis! pt. 2” || Elena has never been one to trust— But Kyra is just too presistent, too sweet and naive. To trust someone who calls herself a monster… How stupid is she? But even then… Kyra still believes in her. She says that she is kind even after all the betrayal, and deep down Elena wants to believe it too. Kyra sees Elena for who she is, and no one other than Azul and her brothers has done that before.

Kyra & Rory (@/screamintoad) — “Lil’ Bro!” || Complete opposites, both in personality and in style. But that doesn’t stop them at all! Kyra and Rory are dorm mates, but also sibling figures to eachother! Even with how much of a handful Kyra is, Rory always knows how to deal with her. Despite being months younger than Kyra. Safe to say Rory isn’t a stranger to Kyra’s chaos and randomness, and he’ll have to deal with it for life; seeing as they were both adopted by Paige and Crewel. Sibling til’ the end, right? <3

(If you wanna know more about her dynamics with other characters and her personality itself— I suggest looking through my Twst Shennanigans tag!! Its just a bunch of silly incorrect quotes honestly but it shows their dynamics pretty well HAHAHA)

⑅˚₊ 𝜗𝜚 — TRIVIA / FUNFACTS !

Kyra is Twisted from the stereotype of a Disney Princess!

While Kyra may be a stereotype, there are some princesses that I took inspo from the most! Those are: Giselle, Belle, Rapunzel, and Jasmine!! Cinderella and Snow White too, but thats just because theyre basically the disney princess blue print LMAO

^^ Kyra takes a lot of inspiration from Giselle especially!! She has a lot of her mannerisms. (Body language, the hand movements, ykyk)

In the canon storyline, no one knows Kyra’s past as royalty, and she never mentions it. She keeps it hidden throughout the events of the story, as she doesn’t want to remember it.

Kyra has a unique affinity towards animals that make them naturally drawn to her. Funnily enough, this also extends to merfolk and beastmen! Although its much more subtle.

Because of her past, Kyra is new to most things she interacts with in general. She was enamored when she saw a vending machine for the first time.

Kyra is an adrenaline junkie.

Kyra likes to dig through trash cans. Thats it.

With waaay too much energy, Kyra just cant stay still for a minute. Always off on some random side quest, working a part-time job at Sam's just for the fun of it to partying it up with Scarabia, she just can't stick to one thing for too long! She'll disappear for a minute and come back with something completely random. You really never know with her.

Despite how she seems, Kyra does NOTT take shit from anyone. If she doesnt vibe with you, she’ll just leave. And if you piss her off, its on SIGHT. Will absolutely throw hands regardless of who you are

Her single and only fear is Jamil after she does something stupid.

Wanna know my thoughts on why I designed Kyra the way I did? Check out my post here! I go into detail on her character design!~

Transparent PNG of her sprite here!

[physics-of-one-piece]

How heavy are Corazon's and Doflamingo's coats?

Oooh, this is a great question! Thank you for this ask! This will be a long answer, since I need to tackle some body measurements for this, so... Yeh!

I'll go with the logic that the feathers are flamingo feathers, Doflamingo's from pink flamingos, and Cora's from black feather flamingos or myb they're dyed black, who knows. First, size!

The coats are all the way down to their feet, a few inches above ground. Let's give it 10 cm above ground. Let's put Cora's to be 2.83 meters in length. And Doflamingo's 2.95 meters in length.

Those coats are huge, and fully made of feathers both inside and outside it The only problem is are the feathers the small ones or the large ones? I'll say both, since some are pretty noticeable on the outline, especially at the collar, and even climb above Doffy's head, though that's because he puts the coat on his shoulders.

About Flamingo Feathers

Flamingo feathers range from 10-15cm in length and 2-4cm in width. They're larger than most bird feathers. Each feather can cover an area of 20-60cm² (0.002m²-0.006m²). This will be important later.

DQ Brothers Chest Width

Okay, that out of the way, we need width of the coats now, for that we need chest width and chest circumference (because the coats need to be WIDER than chest circumference) DQ bros... OFF WITH YOUR SHIRTS SO PHYSICS CAN MEASURE YOU!

Fuck yes, this is the best day ever. I should have became a stylist. If after this, nobody writes Doffy x Reader x Corazon where Reader has to take measurements of the DQ brothers bodies to make their clothes/coats, then I have failed in my endeavours.

The chest width is 1/3 or 1/4th of a height. So, with that in mind... We'll put 1/3rd:

Doffy:

3/3= 1, so 1 meter

3/4= 0.75 meter

So his chest is 0.75-1 meter wide. Mmmm. (Incoherent noises) I like taking measurements very much. Thank you, One Piece gods. Let's put Doffy's to be... The maximum. He's quite wide. 🫣

Doffy Chest Width = 1 meter

With that we measure chest circumference. Chest circumference is typically 1.5 times the chest width. Therefore!

Doffy's Chest Circumference: 1 × 1.5 = 1.5 meters

Corazon's Chest Width = 0.97 m

Corazon’s Chest Circumference = 1.46 m

Now, I want everyone to pull out their rulers. Spread those babies out to 1 m width. And lie on them. That's how big they are. That's how small you are when you lay atop their torso/chest. YOU WELCOME.

Corazon's Feather Coat

Cora is 2.93 m. His arms are half that length each. So that gives us... 1.46 meters for sleeves (which are not part of the circumference, but are important for area).

First, we need an area of the body of the coat.

The DQ brothers' bodies are wide even if they do look lean they look lean because they're 3 fckn meters tall. The 1 meter circumference usually used for loose coats is inaccurate. The coat is WIDER than the DQ brothers, it flares out, like wings.

Okay, we add FLARE. That's 20%.

Width (of Rosinante's coat)

0.97 + (0.20×0.97) = 0.97 + 0.194 = 1.16 m (I don't like this result bcs in the manga there is a lot of the coat on each side, so we'll round it to be 1.2 m instead, prob needed more flare, so 60cm of the coat on each side should be good for Rosi. Those coats are meant to be big, they're meant to INTIMIDATE. Can't intimidate SHIT with only 10 cm of the coat on each side.)

Width (of Rosinante's coat) = 1.2 m

Circumference (of Rosinante's Coat)

Chest Circumference + (0.20× Chest Circum)

1.46 + (0.20 × 1.46) = 1.75 m

Circumference of Rosi's Coat = 1.75 m

And now, with the circumference of his coat, we can now get the AREA of his coat. Remember how I mentioned the length of Rosi's arms? Well, we need that for the length of his sleeves + the area of his sleeves. First, coat body.

Rosi's Coat Body

Circumference of Rosi's Coat = 1.75 m

Length of Coat = 2.83 m

Surface Area of Body = length × circumference × 2 = 2.83 × 1.75 × 2 = 9.905 m²

Yaay, we got the coat body area. Now for sleeves

Rosi's Sleeves Area

Gotta be honest, I used my armchair's armrest width for this bcs I think it fits. The width of Rosi's arm is 20 cm up top. The circumference is then 0.6 m. We put that into the area formula:

Area of Sleeve = length of sleeve × circumference = 1.46 × 0.6 = 0.876 m²

For both sleeves

Both Sleeves = 2× 0.876m²= 1.75 m²

We add that to the body area...

Rosi's Coat Area = 9.90 + 1.75 = 11.65 m²

Number of Feathers on Rosi’s Coat

We'll use the big black flamingo feathers. Before anyone assaults these two for animal abuse, a flamingo has 10,000-50,000 feathers. Average feather coats have about 2,000 feathers used depending on the feather. Could I have just said Doffy & Rosi have that amount of feathers — 10,000? Yes. Would that be lazy of me? Yes. Also, flamingos have black flight feathers hidden on the underside of their wings, so that's where the feathers for Rosinante's coat came from, most likely! So, you can say Rosinante is the thing that keeps Doflamingo flying. (I'm fine, I'm fine. 😭) Remember how I said the feathers take up 0.002m²? Well... We did all these to get this simple calculation.

Surface Area/Area Feathers Cover = Feather Count

11.65/0.002 = 5,825 feathers

And now the simplest calculation of all. The underside black feathers are actually a bit heavier than the pink feathers. We'll do that they weigh 0.17 grams.

5,825 × 0.17 = 990 grams

Weight of Rosinante's Feathers = 0.99 kilograms

This (once you add more fabrics to carry the feathers) will be considered a heavyweight feather coat. So it is heavy. Fur is much more heavier. Feathers are light as FUCK. And theirs are full feather coats from both sides, it seems to me. They could have some insulation so myb that adds a kilogram. Otherwise, this. Now, onto Doflamingo.

Doflamingo's Feather Coat

Width of Doffy's Coat

1 + (0.20 × 1) = 1 + 0.20 = 1. 20 m (we're gonna put this one to be 1.60 m wide instead with more flare, so each side not covered by Doffy's body is 80 cm)

Width = 1.60 m

Circumference of Doffy's Coat

1.5 + (0.20 × 1.5) = 1.8 m

Circumference of Doffy's Coat = 1.8 m

Doflamingo's Coat Body

Surface Area of Body = 2.95 × 1.8 × 2 = 10.62 m²

Doflamingo's Sleeves Area

Area of Sleeve = 1.5 × 0.6 = 0.9m²

Both Sleeves = 2 × 0.9 = 1.8 m²

Add that:

Full Area of Doffy's Coat = 10.62 + 1.8 = 12.42 m²

Number of Feathers

12.42/0.002 = 6,210

Weight of Doflamingo's Feathers

Doflamingo has normal flamingo feathers, which weigh 0.1 grams, so his coat is actually LIGHTER than Corazon's even though he has more feathers. Sorta like the weight of the world, eh? Cora carried the weight of being a spy on his shoulders, while Doflamingo has a sorta carefree nature when after becoming a warlord.

6,210 × 0.10 = 621 grams

Weight of Doflamingo's Feathers = 0.62 kg

We have an update on the coats' weight! TURNS OUT, THEY ARE HEAVY!

Thank you to @lixiawinter (+their boyfriend who is physically fighting himself not to start working on Whitebeard's coat... Do it, do it.) for providing this information! We're adding this to the calculations! Thank you both so much! ❤️

Rosinante's Coat Full Weight

2.8kg (suiting wool for the shell) + 4.2kg (satin for the lining, omg this shit is so fancy holy fuck this is so cool I'm geeking out) +1 kg (canvas interlining) + 1kg (oil treatment for fabric being water repellant OMG I HAD NO IDEA THEY USE OIL FOR THAT THAT IS SO FCKN COOL OMG) + (feathers)

= 9.7kg (rough estimate)

Rosinante's Feather Coat Weight = 9.7 kg (~ 9.9kg)

We add the same numbers for Doffy.

Doflamingo's Feather Coat Weight = 9.5 kg (~ 9.62kg)

YESSS! NOW THIS MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE, AND NOW WE CAN PRESUME DOFFY DOES HAVE HIS CRANED NECK + SLOUCH FROM CARRYING THE COAT ALL THE TIME. He's wearing nearly 10 kg on his back!

And... (Panting) Done. Makes you wonder why the fuck Doffy's neck is that forward, then, when his coat isn't that heavy? Honestly, I always thought it was like 5kg weight myself which explains his terrible posture, so actually researching all this has been surprising. He just... He just walks like that. And has that stature. Bcs he... Just has that posture. You have to know, once becoming warlord, Doflamingo is very lax and acts quite carefree. In North Blue, he was full businessman even by posture - very straight-backed. Just compare his entrance on Minion Island to entrance on Punk Hazard. He's frowning on Minion Island, but is smiling in Punk Hazard - malicious as it is. He has the lax posture as a warlord because he's confident and genuine confidence makes you relax. That means shoulders, neck, back, they all slump. Sure, he's ready to attack anytime, his muscles definitely tense when he is ready for attacking. But still.

Oda probably wanted to go full symbolism with Doflamingo being as a flamingo so he gave him that craned forward neck like a flamingo's, and the back posture makes him seem like he is prowling toward you, like a lion. Since all the warlords are animal inspired and have the themes to match with their animal name, it's no wonder Oda chose to show it with Doflamingo's posture - even his legs are LONG as fuck! Doflamingo is all grandeur and is of the most rare bloodline and a flamingo is a very grandeurish bird considered royalty among bird species.

Doflamingo, why is your shirt still off?

Anyway, that's... (Panting) It. Nice calculations. Thank you for the great question, @dummyduck44! ❤️ And thank you to @lixiawinter for more information, providing the numbers of what else is needed for the coat and the weight! Unfortunately, as a scientist, I can only do so much, and much to my chagrin I'm not a badass like you for clothing. I have 0 knowledge about clothing. I could only do so much. As Sanji says "you do what you can do, and I'll do what you can't do" Thank you and your boyfriend for being the Sanji to my Usopp ❤️

Taglist: @fanaticsnail

[goatyuuji]

Gojo is like what, 1 apple tall or something here

bro literally not taller than 8 cm here oh my god:

[teaxeee]

junghwan being so tall and strong drives me crazy……. junghwan with a size kink 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

BRO SJDKDKFKFK YES!!!

So we know how tall Junghwan is (like 180+ cm if I'm not wrong?) but anyways: He would 100% have a size kink. He'd love to date someone shorter than him, even if his partner was on the taller side he wouldn't mind.

If you were shorter he'd definitely tease you about the height, it was so adorable to him seeing you get mad over something. Let's say he's holding something over your head and can't reach it, he'd laugh so hard whenever you jumped or tiptoed to get the object from him, you'd be too cute! But if you were taller: he's screwed cause he can't tease you :(

When it comes to bed? Wouldn't hesitate to show you how easily he could manhandle you and throw you around just because of the obvious size difference. He'd put you in so many different positions too (mating press being his top 1 in that situation) until you're wrecked. He'll try his best to wreck you, he'd purposely thrust in harder just to tease you, making you move up a bit with every movement of his. He just wants to see his pretty girl being a mess <3

[oddverse]

Don't Talk (Put Your Head on My Shoulder)

(Prosciutto/Pesci but mostly Prosciutto in this one)

Pt. 1

September, 2000

A young blonde, thin and yellow-haired, wrapped in a thin, yellow bathrobe, sits alone in a yellow apartment. Enfolded by deep, vanilla colored light spilling through amber curtains. Incense filling each room to hide the smell of cream rinse and tobacco smoke.

Bzzt!

The message alert breaks whatever trance he was in. There's only one person who texts him.

'bro!' 2:21

'try and come over later!' 2:21

Prosciutto is already rolling his eyes at the small cellphone, Pesci knows just how much the pet names peeve him off.

"bro!", "dude!", "dawg!", etc. etc.!

'Uff!'

'Not even a capitalization either…'

He ought to ignore the message outright just to spite him, but they both know he's not going to do that. He'd never act like it around the rest of the squad but Pesci knows just how fond his "Bossman" is of him.

Prosciutto huffs in defeat at that, testing the call button with his thumbnail, he wants to know just what his coworker has planned for tonight.

Ring~  ring~  ring~ ring ~

Ring~  ring~  ri-

Tch!

Clap! Snapping the phone shut!

'I bought him the damned thing so he'd use it!'

Tossing the little brick out of his sight, landing it somewhere on the living rooms futon, he abandons the source of frustration for his bathroom mirror. He expects a little more attentiveness from his 'student'. Leaning into the glass and scanning his face for any blemish he might miss.

He scoffs aloud at the thought, finally removing hair pins set from the night before.

'Student! That mama's boy is a head taller than me!'.

Bangs freed and framing his face, blonde locks cascading down after each pin.

Shoulder length and caressing his neck, he cranes and twists his head to watch the hair fall, gliding into place.

It was actually about twelve cm, but that homemade mohawk he sports could give him the extra dozen to make it so, dwarfing near everyone in the room.

Though... Pesci was tall when they first met, maybe not quite as broad then, but you'd never be able to tell with how much the young man hunched and hid behind his own size.

'How disappointing…'

Risotto was not too fond of taking in another stray after he had just gotten Melone, their previous newbie, settled in and going solo. Even if he already had the stand, even if he had landed right into their palms, Nero was nothing if not selective.

"This isn't a YMCA."

"The Squadra has no room for a common thug."

"We have just weened that new one off of Gelato."

"No."

The sheer potential swayed their capo in the end, perhaps worn down by Prosciuttos insistence. It was better that way, rid the chance of meeting again with the competition.

"If I do this it is your responsibility to have him aware of what we are, what we do, and what will be expected of him in the future, I will set up the apprenticeship but after that this will be your project alone. I will not accept failure on either part."

Prosciutto remembers the delight in his face. His very own project.

Oblivious to the smile appearing from the memory, he's near finished with his own coiffure, both hands working behind his head to twist and tie the last of his hair into the several tight buns, not a strand out of place. Subtle pride swelling at a job well done, he might even opt out of hairspray this time.

He recalls Pesci saying he recognized it, the style, what he was going for at least, from a magazine he'd seen some time ago.

Gucci or Versace, he couldn’t quite remember, but that was enough to intrigue Prosciutto, Pesci wasn't incorrect and similar tastes could spell good team work, synergy.

Perhaps it did work since now he's watching himself in the mirror get ready for a playdate he hasn’t even accepted invitation from yet.

'Sucker.' he muses.

No, he's got a better one.

'More like 'Hook, Line, and Sinker...'

'Clever…'

Ring~!

 Right on time, internal applause halting as he scrambles room to room for the anticipated call, snatching  it up from the corner of the sofa.

Ring~!

He's upright and quick, fingers going to accept the call before he has to pause.

Ring~!

Watching it flash Pescis number, ringing out again and one more time, he can't help but think, 'whipped'…

He finally flips it open, placing it to his ear coolly as he can manage, as if Pesci was looking at him now, as if to make up for the display, he hesitates for a second before answering.

 "Pronto."

'Smooth…'

"Ciao! Prosciutto!" He already falls for the enthusiasm. Bitterness dissolving like a tablet in water.

"Ciao Pesci." Monotone barely hiding the warmth in his voice. How dare you. 

"I didn’t mean to miss your call-" I forgive you.

"Were you... coming over still?" So meek. He already knows the answer. Prosciutto has to contemplate his response.

A strand of hair lands on his nose, he blows it away.

"I'll head by." He doesn’t push any further, Pesci can just surprise him.

The call ends, Prosciutto does not say goodbye. He needs to get dressed anyway.

It's still over another half hour before he's out the door and descending the apartment stairs, dress shoes clacking with each step. He strides through, making quick work for the exit before anyone can notice him for long, or vice versa. No time to people watch today.

Once outside, the first thing he notices is the heat, balmy from the late summer, sun beaming down on his head, turning the honey blonde into platinum with its rays.

He lifts his chin up to feel it on his face, eyes squinting involuntarily to see comfortably, navy and ochre  backdropped by a clear lazuline sky. 

Pesci's place isn't too far from here, it'll be a walk but nothing Prosciutto needs a vehicle for, he likes the scenery anyway.

He'll take note of each window he passes, ignoring the name of the shop and its merchandise, only checking out the reflection inside every time.

It still takes a moment to get to where he’s going, delving deeper and deeper into the city with each passing minute. The further he goes, the more litter he has to kick out from under him, and he wonders how responsible Pesci is for some of it. The concrete path he follows is stained dark and older than he is. Loose cigarette butts and broken glass seem to mock him, he doesn’t belong here anymore.

He flexes his forearm and raises it to his face, sleeves pulling away to reveal an Oystersteel wrist watch.

‘4:02’ He reads. He's been walking for 40 odd minutes now.

He can see the complex in the distance now, shooting his cuffs as he closes in on his destination. He’ll have to take a moment and touch himself up before greeting his subordinate. Hands smoothing hair and face as he makes his way up the entrance steps, stopping right before the door to take in the dark building, old and peeling in the sun.

Prosciutto knows it’s no Ritz Carlton, but Pesci never expected more, especially with the chump change he’s making now, he almost wishes better for the young man.

But that thought is waved away as soon as it appears, his hand reaching for the handle, the stray hair falls in his face again. 

He tucks it away.

[cicidarkarts]

Hello, if I'm not mistaken, there's one canon description of Idrees I've been apparently looking for? You don't know anything about it? Also, I've been told by someone that Idrees' 14, and it seemed like they got the info from canon sources which I CAN'T find

So I've been mulling this over for a few days, because this is a rumor I've also heard. And just looking at Idrees, it feels viscerally wrong to call him 14 (not just because I wanna smash). When I first saw the movie, before any of this Idrees Redemption shit I've been doing, I thought he was probably 17-18. He looked it, acted it, sounded it. He's about as tall as or even taller than most of the other adult characters.

That's the tallest 14 year old I've ever seen in my life, bro. The median worldwide height for 14.5 year old boys is 165 cm or 5'4" according to the WHO; 175-176 cm or 5'7"-5'8" for the entire age range of 17-18; in Afghanistan the men tend toward being a bit shorter, but averaging for that, Idrees is still quite tall compared to the much older men around him, both of whom in the above scene may be in their 40s here given they fought in the Soviet-Afghan wars.

Most 14 year olds don't have facial hair (some do, most don't), but most 18 year olds definitely do. His voice actor was also a 19 or 20 year old man at the time of recording.

I looked into it as much as one possibly can while juggling being sick and having to do Adult Bullshit. And I have no idea where this number came from "canonically"; HOWEVER, I did see some interesting things online about Taliban recruitment and the general age that Muslim men in South Asia start looking for wives.

Some of the information is pretty sexist and gross. So if any of that is going to trigger you, keep scrolling boo and don't look below the cut/divider <3

So the Taliban claims that they accept a minimum age of approximately 13-15. I think this is where people are getting the 14 age from. Of course, as we know, the Taliban will also forcibly recruit children even younger than that. The general age that young boys and men join the Taliban is 13-17 years old, typically. They began their iron-fist ruling over Afghanistan during 1996. So there is at least a 5 year time gap between the beginning of their regime until the end of the movie.

Nurullah was Idrees' teacher, who we can presume he's not seen for 5 years due to the banning of his subjects in schools. We do not know which grades he taught, just that he enjoyed teaching children how to read and write. It's possibly safe to assume that he was teaching very young children in primary school, the typical ages in which children learn to read and write. In Afghanistan, this consists of Grades 1-6; or 6 years old to 12.

We're not given information on Idrees' schooling outside of him being "a good student". This is very difficult to interpret, but we can assume that Nurullah knew this from at least a year or two of working with him. This estimate can put him at a minimum age of 11 or 13, but it's possible given the time frame that he could be anywhere from 11-17.

Next thing I want to look at is the infamous scene of Idrees asking how old Parvana is, and that he "will be looking for a wife soon". This was the most interesting part to me in my research, because I found that it's common for Muslim men to seek out wives in their late teens and early 20s, approximately 18-24, in this particular area (with places like Indonesia and Malaysia typically having the men older in their mid-20s and Africa having them younger in their mid-teens).

"Looking for a wife soon" can be interpreted in many ways. Certainly the most outlandish is several years down the line if we're to believe he's 14. But more realistically, it would be within a few months, maybe a year. Which would make sense if he was 17 or 18.

The Quran does not specify ages when it comes to marriage. The Quran simply states that men need to be of sound and developed mind and body, financially able to take care of his wife, able to bear the responsibilities of starting a family. "When they reach physical and mental maturity". It's all very vague (on purpose).

With all of that in mind, let's retread schooling and Taliban recruitment. If children as young as 12 are recruited by the Taliban (typically through unrealistic incentives, like money or "being better than a family"; or threats of violence, I might add), and it's been 5 years since Nurullah has seen Idrees, that could mean he was recruited immediately at 12 and is now 17. If we're to believe he was only 7-8 and Nurullah only got one year to educate him (thus coming to the conclusion that he's "a good student"), that would mean he'd be 12-13. idk about you, but Idrees looks like no 12-13 year old I've ever seen.

Okay, what if he was 9? Then 5 years later would make him 14. It's possible that they only just recruited him maybe a year prior. But then we have the general age Muslim men seek wives in South/Southeast Asian countries, which is still much older than 14.

Let's bear in mind that all of this is extremely speculative. We're just not given enough information in the movie or the character bios to say one way or another how old any of these characters are unless explicitly stated (Shauzia is 12, for instance). I think the minimum Taliban recruitment of 13-15 colored this rumor and things weren't looked at deeper than that. But laying out of all the rest of the information makes me very heavily doubt that he's 14.

The last piece of information is toward the end of his arc, where we see him calling Parvana and Shauzia over. Parvana remarks "I know that boy". Could this be her referring to him being 14? 15? 16? 17? 69? It's yet more information that is hard to surmise.

I'd also like to address those who still think he's 14 after all of this. If Idrees is 14, why do you hate him? He's a child. A child with nothing, promised everything by the Taliban, possibly forced into it with coercive threats of violence. Is he a misunderstood, abused child within in a similar age range to Parvana? Or is he an indoctrinated full-on adult perving on a child; a despicable monster with no redeemable qualities? You can hate Idrees all you want, I really don't care. I just ask that you choose one. You can't have both.

I believe Idrees was supposed to be a minimum of 17 or had just turned 18, crossing the threshold into manhood with nothing but war and broken promises to greet him. Failed by a system that promised him everything he could ever want: family, power, education, acceptance, something greater than himself. Only to deliver nothing but blood and death.

I tried to keep track of my sources but I am by no means an academic researcher; also bear in mind that the fact that child marriages still happen in Islamic cultures is VERY buried (naturally so, yikes), making ages extremely difficult to ascertain. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-height-by-country https://www.who.int/tools/growth-reference-data-for-5to19-years/indicators/height-for-age https://reliefweb.int/report/afghanistan/history-education-afghanistan https://gchumanrights.org/preparedness-children/article-detail/the-taliban-rule-and-the-radicalisation-of-education-in-afghanistan-4945.html Fucking Google https://www.hrw.org/news/2016/02/18/afghanistan-taliban-child-soldier-recruitment-surges https://www.scholaro.com/db/Countries/Afghanistan/Education-System Literally the Quran https://aboutislam.net/counseling/ask-about-islam/am-i-too-young-to-marry/ https://www.al-islam.org/religion-al-islam-and-marriage/age-marriage#:~:text=If%20boys%20aren't%20allowed,the%20legal%20age%20of%20marriage (warning: this one is EXTREMELY sexist and misogynistic; good luck, soldier) https://44del.tumblr.com/post/671680841272967168/haha-hey-guys-just-a-reminder-to-read-the And of course the most reliable source of information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breadwinner_(film)

Unfortunately, most of the age ranges I could find were AI overviews, as a lot of this information is very hush-hush. I wonder why /s But here are those as well:

[the-terrible-theys]

tried charting the heights of all the wild kratts characters for funsies :)

aviva: 167 cm/5’ 5.7”

koki: 160 cm/5’ 2.9”

chris: 173 cm/5’ 8.1”

martin: 180 cm/5’ 10.8”

jimmy: 175 cm/5’ 8.8”

donita: 177 cm/5’ 9.6”

dabio: 203 cm/6’ 7.9” (woah)

zach: 174 cm/5’ 8.5”

gourmand: 154 cm/5’ 0.6”

rex: 176 cm/5’ 9.2”

paisley: 120 cm/3’ 11.2”

this isn’t perfectly accurate because 1) i couldn’t find screencaps to use to compare every character, 2) sometimes there was a lot of variation in height differences between characters and chris/martin (i tried to use those two as references as much as possible because they have canon heights), and 3) mostly because i was just eyeballing everything

reference images i used + a few notes are under the cut if you’re curious!! (by “a few notes” i mean i basically accidentally wrote an entire essay btw)

i went ahead and put the bros in first since, again, they have canon/googleable heights, and could be used as references for all the other characters. i ended up tweaking these heights very slightly (putting martin as closer to 5’ 11”, basically) just to feel a little more accurate to the show’s height difference between them and other characters

next i did the rest of the crew!

the height difference between chris and jimmy was kinda hard to deduce. in some screenshots jimmy is a bit shorter than chris and in others he’s noticeably taller ?? i decided to take the average and put them at almost the same height with jimmy being very slightly taller

i think jimmy was being mean to me on purpose a little bit because i had similar issues between him and martin. sometimes he’d be quite a bit shorter and sometimes they’d be practically the same height. c’mon jimmy

figuring out koki and aviva’s height differences relative to the others wasn’t quite as hard, though aviva did have a bit of height variation (in the first image, she’s about the same height as chris, in the second she’s much shorter, and in the third she’s taller than chris would be in comparison to martin). thankfully i have precisely a billion and a half screenshots saved so finding ones to average out was an easy task. i decided it’d be best to keep aviva noticeably shorter than chris by a couple of inches, but to also not have their height difference be quite as significant as in some of these images

koki’s relative height seemed to stay the most constant out of everyone, with only very slight variations (her being closer to aviva’s height sometimes, but usually she’s shorter) (in case anyone is confused! i’m measuring her from the top of her head, not hair, so about where her headband is)

once i felt like the crew was all accurate, i moved to the villains. i started with zach because i have more pictures of him, both with the crew and other villains, so he’s the best reference)

it was a little hard to judge his height in comparison to chris. they’re definitely close but i for some reason couldn’t find good reference images to get a more exact estimate. in both of these at least one of them is slightly leaning

i tried to avoid using any references with the creature powersuits activated, since those can mess with height (or at least my perception of their height) a bit. i did break my own rule here, though, just to see how tall zach was in comparison to martin. i figured he was tall enough for me to viably place him as very slightly taller than chris, but still at nearly the same height

(i’m pretty sure i looked at a second, even better pic i had of zach and martin as well but i lost it)

from there it was decently easy to estimate donita and gourmand’s heights with zach as a reference. i had the same height variation issue with donita as i’d had before, but when i found that fifth image while looking for dabio height references, i was able to find her height much more easily, plus verify my placements of zach and gourmand, plus get a good estimate on dabio.

(i also looked at more dabio references, some with donita and some with each of the bros, but i can’t find those either. oops) (trust me when i say him being 6’ 7” probably isn’t inaccurate, though) (the dude he’s based on, fabio, is 6’ 3”, so i was originally going to guesstimate him at around that height, but he looks WAY too tall for even 6’ 3”)

i have VERY few images of paisley and rex, much less any that make usable height references, but i did manage to pick out a couple that were helpful. paisley seems to be shoulder height-ish on gourmand who i placed at 5’ 0”. i can also see that donita’s elbow is also around shoulder height of gourmand, giving me two points of reference

paisley is also at approximately elbow height of rex, meaning that rex and donita are similar in height

managed to find this image as a somewhat more helpful point of reference. yeah it’d be more helpful if rex and paisley were touching the ground, and if martin wasn’t in a cps (because, again, trying to avoid that for the sake of accuracy). beggars can’t be choosers, though, and the pixelization of this image is screaming beggar.

anyway! if i squint a bit and hold my fingers up to my screen, i can tell that paisley is at maybe just under belly button/elbow height of martin. rex looks to be a little shorter than martin, meaning my estimate of him being a similar height to donita is of some accuracy. i made him one centimeter shorter because he looks to be a little shorter in comparison to martin than donita would be? idk

i would’ve liked to search for better reference pics for paisley and rex just to make sure i’ve got their heights down, but i’m tired and have also hit the image limit for this post, so i’m just gonna stop there

[apoli-meow]

..Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.. I didn't just disappear for a week!

~~~

High School!Hater is in the houseee! While peepers might be my favorite to draw, hater is my favorite personality wise.

Also, just saying, I can and will add and change details in the au. I definitely didn't change things on peepers' post and you definitely shouldn't check it out again. Yep.

~~~

Name: [REDACTED] 'Hater' Sani-Diaz

Age: 16

Sexuality: ✨boy bi✨, demiromantic

Pronouns: trans ftm, he/him

Race: Mixed (African & Puerto Rican)

Height: 187 cm (6'1)

Personality: himbo himbo himbo. Loud, kind of obnoxious, can be kind of an asshole because he talks without thinking a lot. Sweetheart to Peepers because I Hate (capital H) their power dynamic in the show (season 2 made it better, but season 1 was just painful).

~~~

Random facts!!

• The Rich Friend ™ of the group

• Also the "attention starved because his parents emotionally neglect him" ™ friend of the group

• Forgot to say this on Peepers' post but they're in the same class cuz Peepers skipped a grade

• Plays the guitar (actually pretty well.. Occasionally)

• My favorite to analyse psychologically... He is very loud to cover up the fact that he is terribly insecure about himself & his masculinity. Very overdramatic, because a lot of times his emotions are kind of.. Off. Dull (Not me projecting onto cartoon au characters 😭😭).

• Started testosterone pretty early

• Diagnosed depression, undiagnosed autism (masking goes yayy)

• Closeted trans, openly bi

• His special interests are plushies and dinosaurs!! (I have a friend that is obsessed w/ dinos so I have an expert)

• He is actually pretty good at explaining things, but his vocabulary and grammar just suck (writes like walls of texts. Paragraphs? We don't know her.)

• Used to be friends w/ Awesome, toxic friendship, we don't stan 😤😤

• Picked up most of his asshole traits from previous friendships (doesn't really know how to be a good person since nobody taught him)

• Reluctant buddies with wander? We love tsunderes

• Gym bros! Gym bros! They call each other 'bros'.. Dorks..

• SO OBLIVIOUS WITH PEEPERS!! Mutual pining my beloved.

• It's basically just him and one (1) housemaid, since his parents are pretty much always away. I mean, at least he has the space for sleepovers.

• Got kinda lucky with genetics, he's tall and he started working out really early so he passes easily. (Not enough for himself, though 😔...)

• Straightens & bleaches his hair (Terribly)

• I had a playlist with his songs and I didn't know how to describe them... Cavetown. It's just cavetown. (+ Numb Little Bug. That song had no right calling me out like that istg.)

• Writes love letters that he never sends. Would be a shame if someone found them........

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Ig that's it?? Idk tell me if I completely messed it up.

But fr, as a white person from a country that doesn't teach us any history outside of our own like at all, doesn't talk about mental health and is very ableist, I'm lowkey scared of adding diversity cuz I might mess it up 😭😭

If you see any issues or anything plz let me know, I'm trying to learn here.

But anyways, who should I talk about next? Wander or Domi? (plz respond.. I will say that every time.)

[coochellati]

Bro can I join you simping for Bruno? 😌🙏(I know it's in your pinned post, but I like to ask)

Is it alright even if he's "only" my no.2. husbando? 🙈 Though my no.1. has some similarities in looks lmao (tanned skin, dark hair, both are more than 170 cm tall)

OF COURSE!!!! :) This blog is a happy space for anyone who finds Bruno Bucciarati attractive <3 (pretty stiff requirements, I know. /j)

Welcome, glad you could make it! ❤️

[fac-romam-iterum-magna]

How is a nation height's determined ? Is it by the size of their territories or the height of their people ?

If it's the latter, for most of their history, they would have been in the 160/170cm chart. but after the industrial revolution ? Does they suddenly grow up after 1 generation ? elderies in mediterranea are like 165cm but the gen z is 175cm+. Does that mean in 30 years a nation can gain like 5cm ? If we follow this case germanics and balkans nations would be the tallests (the funny thing is that mean ivan would be like 176 cm so not so tall)

If it's the former then a nation size would be absolutely inconsistent going to very tall to incredibly short (just look at greece). That would make russia and the na bros the tallest meanwhile netherlands and some balkans would be pretty short.

I think a nation height would be a mix of these two factors, the superficy of russia compensate the 174cm average height of russians thus making ivan a giant. The other side would work that way too, let's say montenegro who is a very small country would be very tall because of an average height of 183cm (up to fucking 185cm in the center)+ historically west dinarics are the tallest people

So if a nation is exeptionnaly big the personification would be very tall, same if the people are exeptionnaly tall. That would also work the other way, more a country's teritory/people is small more that personification is short, right ?

Then there is the dutch case.

We all agree netherland is a small place, right ?

Well, before, dutch, with a height of 160cm in the 19th century, were the shortest people of europe. It means jann would have been indeniably the shortest of the eurogang. But then he would gain 20cm in 150 year (alfred, him would have gain 6cm) making him the now tallest of the WORLD

[italiantea]

tagged by @hua-fei-hua, 15 questions for 15 mutuals

1. are you named after anyone

yes, i was named after my brother, on account of him being born earlier :p

ok no, i share the same generational name character with my brother but i wasn't named after anyone

2. when was the last time you cried?

like last week graduation day bro you know how it is

3. do you have kids?

idk what those are

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

like a decent amount ig. but I'd say my sense of humor is mostly recounting funny situations/Being Silly/puns (the sheer unbridled pun power of the chinese language... incredible)

5. what sports do you play/have played?

haha all the sports i partake in don't use the verb 'play' (im dogshit at ball games)

track and field in elementary/middle school (short distance running and long jump mostly) and parkour starting in uni. oh and i also did ballet till like age 12, to everyone's surprise ←now i literally just look like Some Dude and also have terrible coordination and absolutely no grace✌️

6. what's the first thing you notice about people?

hair, if they have glasses, shirt color. I'm pretty faceblind as well but in high school I used to memorize unfamiliar people by their shoes and that worked pretty well. i could spot Neon Pink Shoes senpai coming from a mile away

7. eye color?

⚫⚫

8. scary movies or happy endings?

no preference as long as it's well written. also this is the strangest non-mutually exclusive way of classifying stories I've ever seen

9. any special talents?

i can hold like a really fucked up looking pose on parallel bars on account of my Freakishly Long Neck. can pull all nighters all the time and not get dark undereye circles. double jointed thumbs? Good At Jumping compared to the average person in my demographic. tentatively trilingual. Oh and i wouldnt say I'm particularly talented at drawing but i can say for sure i can draw a mean picture in powerpoint shapes with a trackpad. don't ask me why

10. where were you born?

also in a hospital in einem ✨Krankenhaus✨ yeah that seems fitting

11. what are your hobbies?

digital art, parkour, and more recently novel and lyric translation. anime and manga but i dont keep up with that many series these days tbh. dabble in guitar/piano/music composition once in a blue moon and yes I'm very bad at all of them :D

12. do you have any pets?

none of my own but there's like 15 dogs on campus and we (dog club) are constantly tripping over ourselves to keep them in check. they're very stupid <3

here, have a picture

13. how tall are you?

been 166.7 cm since i was 15

14. favorite subject in school?

used to be physics in high school ig. at least the part about classical mechanics. never been a fan of electromagnetics🤢 in uni... idk, neurobiology was fun? and coding. i dont think most engineering students 'like' their core subjects haha

15. dream job?

*sweats* alrighty everyone that concludes this tag meme have a great night!

i definitely do not have 15 mutuals so anyone who wants 2 do it just go right ahead. if you're in an oversharing mood today.

[blueiight]

15 questions 15 mutuals

tagged by @indelicateink ty

1. Are you named after anyone? im not named after a person, im named after an esoteric concept. coincidentally [ bc ik the person who named me was not thinking of it at the time of naming me ] its a matching concept with one of my siblings 9 yrs my senior

2. When was the last time you cried? i rly dont cry that much. prolly months ago if at all

3. Do you have kids? we go to the clinic or self abort so this dont happen bro...

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? i definitely do

5. What sports do you play/have played? 10X hypothetical basketball champion blueiight

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? the look in people's eyes. bc a lot of ppl will smile at u but u will see in their eyes whether they genuinely regard u as someone worth their time or not. that and how they carry themselves

7. What's your eye color? brown black

8. Scary movies or happy endings? depends on the genre + specific story. sometimes the scary movie is someone's happy end!

9. Any special talents? not accidentally killing myself with the concoctions i mix

10. Where were you born? i was born on my dad's merchant ship and we trapiezed the star systems between heinessen and phezza-

11. What are your hobbies? many things

12. Do you have pets? my current landlord said no pets on their property so im delegated to being a distant auntie to the street cats + other ppl's pets

13. How tall are you? 6'1" (183 cm)

14. Favorite subject in school? history

15. Dream job? mountain dwelling pill popping biochemist specialist in restoration efforts and african history in the niger delta + nile delta regions between xxxx-xxxx yrs 500k romantic futuristic space novel drama based on said history using knowledge from my fields sold it to some tv ppl while i died in obscurity at the age of REDACTED

if u see this ur tagged

[pasharuu]

i gotta post all of my old bullshit because everything that is new is more interesting imo.

the measurements on the pic make almost no sense, but i like it anyway, its a banger. the purpose was to find out how long will it take to grow a tree that is 7 arapacatis tall, which is a crucial piece*.

the results are: it takes roughly 4-10 years for a tree to grow 7 arapacatis tall (~4.55 m). this number depends a lot on the type of tree we are talking about, but since it wasnt specified, im making it about "a tree". however its a fact that it cant be shorter than 4 years, but may be longer than 10.

and it also says that this type of aranara is ~65 cm tall without leaves, although arapacati (alongside with arama) has a little bigger model compared to others, so others are a little shorter, i bet for 1 to 4 cm. you can also feel free to take 1 or 2 cm because i measured from the top of the cap for whatever reason.

why i need these? first, just out of curiosity, because i wanted to know for how long the brothers were wandering in the forest. second, this tells me that arama is older than 4-10 years**, since he is the only one implified to be younger than 500.

araphala's note says that 40 moons passed since unknown moment, which is rougly 3 and a half years, if we say that "moons" mean moon cycles, each of which is equal to about a month. we are not talking about how that leaf didnt rot for so long, at least from autumn to spring it should have rotten already. arapas' note is still difficult to understand tbh, i just wonder if it ever snows in sumeru... and if it does, it may be different from classic continental seasons changing (for example in india, on which dharma forest was likely based, in most of the country it almost never snows). there are just too many uncertainties that wont let me use these notes to measure time.

after every such essay even i question my sanity, so if it happens to you too, its a normal thing. dont forget to drink water.

* arapacati herself measured the time that passed since the moment when she kicked her bros by quote "many, many moons ago, when the seedlings had just sprouted. but now they are already big trees, big enough to keep the rain off aranara! its seven arapacatis tall!"

** at that moment, "when the seedlings had just sprouted", arama was already in vanarana. he told us that he had not witnessed the cataclysm because he "wasnt even a seed then" and to him these are just stories, not memories.

[babygorwl123]

WARNING: you meet Tom Holland at the red carpet and turn into a Smurf and u sneak into a house and see ppl doing the boombyah you grab a pew pew🔫 and shoot then in the gyat and they d13 then u do the boombyah

Give me Tom Holland at the red carpet then you go onto a wizard that’s doing its job for five bucks.

“Hello can u” you cut him off and say “can you turn us into a Smurf?

“Well sure are u sure that’s what u want”

“No” he says but gets cut off again

“Yes please” *he turns u into a Smurf* you guys shrink to the ground and you’re 1 cm tall

“Bro what the fu”

“YAY” you says as he gets mad at u cutting him off

“Lets sneak in some one’s house”

He says “ok fine js stop cutting me off”

“Ok sorry just happy grumpy pants”

“You find a random house called Shrek, Sesame Street”

You go inside it and see people doing the boombyah and a Shrek and Fiona, and then the donkey joins, and then Lord farquad joins

You look around for a weapon to stop it because the yelling won’t do the job because they couldn’t hear

The only weapon you found was a pew, pew🔫

Daisy looked at you and screamed. Shrek went against the wall and then said shoot me in the head and kill me

You felt bad so you just hit him with a knife

He eventually bled out, and his boos was green mixed with the red. It was a gooey and sticky

 eventually you found a different room

It had brown sheets, and there was a brown blanket that also matches with it

The pillows were black

There was a pink picture on the wall above the bed it had a unicorn on it

And then there was a TV right in front of the bed and there was a nightstand with a Shrek lamp

Tom Holland shorts eventually fall off and his boxers fall off with the shorts

She unzipped ur dress, and then it falls to the ground 

He eventually tells you to get on the bed

You sit on the bed and say with a sweet and also deep tone in you’re voice “ what are we doing”

He says with a deep and mysterious voice

“My web slingers gonna go inside You

My webs inside my Web slingers also gonna spill” 



You say with a sweet tone “oh ok!”

You get on the bed and he tells you

“Spread ur legs bbg”

You spread them and then stuff happens

The “webslinger” goes inside you then the “web” in the web slinger spills

“O-o fuck oh m-“ you moan lowdly

“His cum is inside you and u start giving him head”

“You give him head”

“O-o my fuck that feels good bbg keep going😫” he moans

You moan with him

“You start bobbing your head and you do it so hard he starts cumming in ur mouth/throat”

“He pulls ur head closer and closer and he gets scars from you doing it so hard but it feels so good at the same time”

“O my o my fuck good girl keep going”

He moans

“He eventually puts his “webslinger” in ur hole”

“O YES PAPI KEEP GOING”

“You moans lowdly”

“He pulls your hair and he lasted 10 mins inside you”

“Oh yes bbg good girl😫😫😫😫”

The end, if it’s too inappropriate for you, I gave you a warning at the start you should’ve listened